Biblical Tweets » Old Testament

All the Israelite Kids are Listening to it…

The Biblical Scholar — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:01:07 +0000

Moses: Wandering getting old. Especially having to listen to the kids sing Manna Montana songs over and over again.

Joseph Needs Your Help!

The Biblical Scholar — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:15:44 +0000

Joseph: Anyone have good advice on how to prevent cougar attacks?

RT from @Samson + @Delilah

The Biblical Scholar — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:10:42 +0000

Samson: @Delilah I’m blinded by your beauty.

Tweets From Eden’s First @Horse

The Biblical Scholar — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:00:22 +0000

Newly Named Horse: Tired of @adam1 riding bareback. Can’t a brother get a saddle?

Things Never Go Right for Hosea

The Biblical Scholar — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:10:27 +0000

Hosea: Hate that everyone keeps putting Brosea before me.

Tweets of Solomon

The Biblical Scholar — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:53:21 +0000

Solomon: New blog post: Advice for Young Lovers. Rated PG-13. http://is.gd/4LdpE

Samson Tweets About His New Tech Purchase

The Biblical Scholar — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 17:10:40 +0000

Samson: Loving new jawbone bluetooth. It’s killer.

Noah’s On a Boat!

The Biblical Scholar — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 17:10:03 +0000

FloodWatcher (Noah): Just locked the door. Everyone’s on the boat safe. Wife, kids, animals, & T-Pain.

King David’s Palace Amenities

The Biblical Scholar — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 17:10:28 +0000

King David: Loving my new house. Views from the roof are outstanding.

Cain Tweets His Frustrations

The Biblical Scholar — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 16:00:08 +0000

Cain: Stuck at goalie in family soccer match again. Tired of being brother’s keeper.

Lot’s Wife Tweets Back

The Biblical Scholar — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:00:39 +0000

Lot’s Wife: At first I was afraid, I was petrified.

Tweets of Eden

The Biblical Scholar — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 16:00:42 +0000

Horse: So hungry. @Eve2, why don’t you get me one of those apples.

King David Tweets Instructions

The Biblical Scholar — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 16:30:59 +0000

King David: Re: dancing… do as I say, not as I do.

A Tweet 14 Years in the Making

The Biblical Scholar — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 17:10:41 +0000

Jacob: Go see my new movie Rachel Getting Married. Production took longer than expected.

Egypt Tweets Through Plagues

The Biblical Scholar — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 17:00:45 +0000

Pharaoh: Up late handling locust and darkness paperwork. Will have to do the father-son bonding thing tomorrow.

Noah’s 140-Character Days and Nights

The Biblical Scholar — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 17:00:26 +0000

Noah: Elephants getting frisky. Almost capsized.

A Tweet of Many Colors

The Biblical Scholar — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 17:11:17 +0000

Joseph: Working out in the fields today. This job is the pits.

Job ReTweets

The Biblical Scholar — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 20:15:09 +0000

Job: RT @NotoriousBIG Mo’ money, mo’ problems.

Moses’ Worst Day Ever

The Biblical Scholar — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 20:00:40 +0000

@God I’m the first guy to break all 10 commandments in one day. :(

“And lo, Sarah thy wife will bear a son…”

The Biblical Scholar — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 20:10:03 +0000

Sarah: LOL (Genesis 18:12)

Goliath Tweets Great Advice

The Biblical Scholar — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 17:00:06 +0000

Goliath: @PhilistineYouths And another thing, don’t do drugs. There’s nothing worse than getting stoned.

King Solomon Takes Marriage Seriously

The Biblical Scholar — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 15:30:32 +0000

Solomon: Just married 700th wife. Now I know why they call this the land of “milk and honeys.”

The 10 Tweetmandments

The Biblical Scholar — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 17:52:43 +0000

As originally seen at Historical Tweets.com, Moses sends a very important tweet…

Moses: New blog post: “Making it to the Promised Land: 10 things every Israelite should know” — please Digg. http://bit.ly/SCOyP

The Genesis of All Tweets

The Biblical Scholar — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 16:28:00 +0000

As originally seen on HistoricalTweets.com…

adam1: @God OMY! I’m naked!