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Jesus’ Favorite Quotes #3

The Biblical Scholar — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 19:00:42 +0000

See Jesus’ Schwarzenegger quotes #1 and #2 –

Jesus: RT @Schwarzenegger It’s not a tomb.

Jesus’ Favorite Quotes #2

The Biblical Scholar — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:00:49 +0000

See Jesus’ previous favorite quotes.

Jesus: RT @Schwarzenegger Follow me if you want to live.

Jesus’ Favorite Quotes

The Biblical Scholar — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:00:31 +0000

Jesus: RT @Schwarzenegger I’ll be back.

Thomas Has His Doubts

The Biblical Scholar — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 18:10:05 +0000

Thomas: Signed up for @Peter’s fantasy football league. Doubt I’ll win.

Joseph Expected A Light Left On For Him

The Biblical Scholar — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 17:00:21 +0000

Joseph: @TomBodett is a liar.

Jesus Buys in Bulk

The Biblical Scholar — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 17:10:17 +0000

JC33 (Jesus): There must be 5,000 people here. Costco platinum membership finally paying off.

Jesus and the Tweet-atitudes

The Biblical Scholar — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 17:10:48 +0000

JC33 (Jesus): Blessed are those that follow, for they will get an auto-follow back.

Watch Out @Corinthians!!

The Biblical Scholar — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:00:17 +0000

Paul: @Corinthians Love each other. I’m not going to tell you a third time!
Suggested by Jared Vineyard!

Peter Sinks

The Biblical Scholar — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 17:09:58 +0000

Andrew: @Peter Next time, try floaties! LOL

Tweets From the Road to Damascus

The Biblical Scholar — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 19:55:57 +0000

Paul (Paul of Tarsus): Changed Twitter handle from @Saul to @Paul. Was getting too much spam

Jesus Hires

The Biblical Scholar — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 14:10:48 +0000

JC33 (Jesus of Nazareth): Feeling confident. 11-for-11 on apostle hires. Skipping background check on this new guy, @JudasIscariot.
Idea originally submitted by Sean Tucker (thanks Sean!).

Rich Young Tweeter

The Biblical Scholar — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 17:01:07 +0000

Rich Young Ruler: Scheduled to meet @Jesus today. Think he’ll be proud of everything I’ve achieved.

Jesus Makes Dinner Plans

The Biblical Scholar — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 16:10:54 +0000

JC33 (Jesus): @Zacchaeus Get out of that tree. I’m coming over to your house. Heard you have a Wii, little man.

Jesus, Out!

The Biblical Scholar — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 20:10:40 +0000

Jesus: Headed to my dad’s place. BRB

Jesus: Miracle Tweeter

The Biblical Scholar — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 17:00:03 +0000

As originally seen on HistoricalTweets.com…

JC33 (Jesus): Wine into water didn’t go over too well. Must find better miracles.

King Herod Tweets His Decrees

The Biblical Scholar — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 18:01:58 +0000

As originally seen on HistoricalTweets.com…

King Herod the Great: @GreaterPalestine Infant tax to rise 10,000%, effective immediately.
Written by: La Libertine