King David Tweets Instructions

King David: Re: dancing… do as I say, not as I do.
The Biblical Scholar on October 12th 2009 in Old Testament

King David: Re: dancing… do as I say, not as I do.
The Biblical Scholar on October 12th 2009 in Old Testament

Jacob: Go see my new movie Rachel Getting Married. Production took longer than expected.
The Biblical Scholar on October 9th 2009 in Old Testament

Pharaoh: Up late handling locust and darkness paperwork. Will have to do the father-son bonding thing tomorrow.
The Biblical Scholar on October 8th 2009 in Old Testament

Noah: Elephants getting frisky. Almost capsized.
The Biblical Scholar on October 7th 2009 in Old Testament

Joseph: Working out in the fields today. This job is the pits.
The Biblical Scholar on October 6th 2009 in Old Testament

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