Jesus, Out!

Jesus: Headed to my dad’s place. BRB
The Biblical Scholar on September 23rd 2009 in New Testament

Jesus: Headed to my dad’s place. BRB
The Biblical Scholar on September 23rd 2009 in New Testament

Goliath: @PhilistineYouths And another thing, don’t do drugs. There’s nothing worse than getting stoned.
The Biblical Scholar on September 22nd 2009 in Old Testament

Solomon: Just married 700th wife. Now I know why they call this the land of “milk and honeys.”
The Biblical Scholar on September 21st 2009 in Old Testament
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JC33 (Jesus): Wine into water didn’t go over too well. Must find better miracles.
The Biblical Scholar on September 17th 2009 in New Testament
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King Herod the Great: @GreaterPalestine Infant tax to rise 10,000%, effective immediately.
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The Biblical Scholar on September 16th 2009 in New Testament

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