Archive for September, 2009

Jesus, Out!

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Jesus: Headed to my dad’s place. BRB

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The Biblical Scholar on September 23rd 2009 in New Testament

Goliath Tweets Great Advice

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Goliath

Goliath: @PhilistineYouths And another thing, don’t do drugs. There’s nothing worse than getting stoned.

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The Biblical Scholar on September 22nd 2009 in Old Testament

King Solomon Takes Marriage Seriously

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King Solomon

Solomon: Just married 700th wife. Now I know why they call this the land of “milk and honeys.”

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The Biblical Scholar on September 21st 2009 in Old Testament

Jesus: Miracle Tweeter

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As originally seen on HistoricalTweets.com

JC33 (Jesus): Wine into water didn’t go over too well.  Must find better miracles.

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The Biblical Scholar on September 17th 2009 in New Testament

King Herod Tweets His Decrees

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King Herod the Great: @GreaterPalestine Infant tax to rise 10,000%, effective immediately.
Written by: La Libertine

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The Biblical Scholar on September 16th 2009 in New Testament


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