Archive for September, 2009

Jesus Hires

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JC33 (Jesus of Nazareth): Feeling confident. 11-for-11 on apostle hires. Skipping background check on this new guy, @JudasIscariot.
Idea originally submitted by Sean Tucker (thanks Sean!).

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The Biblical Scholar on September 30th 2009 in New Testament

Rich Young Tweeter

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Rich Young Ruler: Scheduled to meet @Jesus today. Think he’ll be proud of everything I’ve achieved.

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The Biblical Scholar on September 29th 2009 in New Testament

Moses’ Worst Day Ever

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@God I’m the first guy to break all 10 commandments in one day. :(

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The Biblical Scholar on September 28th 2009 in Old Testament

Jesus Makes Dinner Plans

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Jesus and Zacchaeus

JC33 (Jesus): @Zacchaeus Get out of that tree. I’m coming over to your house. Heard you have a Wii, little man.

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The Biblical Scholar on September 25th 2009 in New Testament

“And lo, Sarah thy wife will bear a son…”

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Sarah Sarai

Sarah: LOL (Genesis 18:12)

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The Biblical Scholar on September 24th 2009 in Old Testament


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